sometimes girls are so cute it gives you that feeling like when you’re leaning back too far in a chair and you’re about to fall
I may seem weird to you, but on these weird voyages, weird creatures appear! It’s part of the journey. You’re okay! Hang in there!
your teachers aren’t stupid
don’t do that shit where you try to send them a corrupted file for your paper
and they will fail you
it’s not innovative and you’re not the first kid to do it
just get off tumblr and write the damn paper
don’t risk your grades trying to do everything but what you’re supposed to do
i passed high school by turning in everything late, if i did it at all, sleeping through my classes, swearing openly, talking to teachers/in class, threatening anyone who tried to fuck with me, and basically doing whatever i wanted
i didn’t study or do homework, and when i got home i’d just play video games until bed (unless i was hiking or having sex or at a pet store)
i should also mention i graduated with straight a’s and never got in trouble
Yo, I’ve done the corrupted file thing twice and it worked both times. Suck it.
I think the real reason I’m going to university next year is that I wanna meet new and interesting people.