strongbademail:

lets travel under the floorboards DJ KHALED 

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expanda:

mellarkia:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

and the show will be called something like, “Days of Our Pizza” or “All My Pizza”.

we’re a crack ship that actually came to life.

ymcgay:

when people say they want to have sex with patrick stump it makes me feel physically sick omg you dont have sex with patrick stump you hold him in your arms and sing a melody of nursery rhymes until he falls asleep then you quietly sob over the perfect sleeping angel

(via bruisesandcontusi0ns)

(Source: hervacationh0me, via badsnowingjokes)